Lots of words begin and end with the same pair of letters, like “eraser” and “metronome.” Can you name a major world city–one of its nation’s largest–that begins and ends with the same pair of letters, and has that same pair somewhere in the middle?
Lots of words begin and end with the same pair of letters, like “eraser” and “metronome.” Can you name a major world city–one of its nation’s largest–that begins and ends with the same pair of letters, and has that same pair somewhere in the middle?
Here’s a silly video where I’m a wrestler!
We made this a while ago when Trivia Death Match with Ken Jennings was new in the App Store, but for whatever reason I just saw it for the first time last week. Definitely a modern classic. “The Challenger” and I have very similar physiques but in case you’re confused, I’m the one in the red-and-yellow tights.
Get in the ring with me, iOS device havers! Bring it on!.
Wordplay Wednesday! It’s been a while.
There is only one common, uncapitalized English word that matches each of these patterns. (Though readers with expansive vocabularies may be able to think of a less common alternate or two.) Can you name all four words?
W A _ _ A _
W E _ _ A _
W I _ _ A _
W O _ _ A _
Edited to add: Answers provided by eoyount on this thread.
I’ve been annoying Twitter all day with some favorite Spock screencaps, in honor of the late great Leonard Nimoy. But you might not know that William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy teamed up in prime time one not one but three different series.
Through an odd coincidence, they were both guest stars on “The Project Strigas Affair,” a 1964 episode of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You may recall their second collaboration, Star Trek.
And in 1983, Nimoy guested on “Vengeance Is Mine,” an episode of Shatner’s cop show T. J. Hooker.
He’s not really dead as long as we remember him.
Look, the fifth Junior Genius Guide is in bookstores today! I have photographic proof!
My author copies haven’t actually showed up in the mail yet, but I wandered over to my friend Tom Nissley’s bookstore and grabbed a copy.
This one covers The Human Body from head to toe. And it’s not a dull anatomy lesson, no. It’s crammed with amazing physiological feats and firsts, unbelievable facts about our weirdest internal workings, and, because it’s squarely aimed at ten-year-olds, lots of stuff about boogers and farts and the like.
But honestly, is there an age when boogers and farts aren’t funny? Recommended for kids of all ages, and a bargain at twice the price. Buy all five.
As I have in the past for the other five books, I’ll be blogging bonus “outtakes” from the book all month at JuniorGeniusGuides.com, if you want a free sample before you take the $8 plunge.
I’m spending the weekend in Salt Lake City, which means I get to see a Sundance screening or two, for the first time since we moved to Seattle eight years ago!
Which reminds me: I’m actually in one movie that premiered at Sundance last week: the documentary Most Likely to Succeed, about the future of education. It’s by Greg Whiteley, who has made successful documentaries about subjects as diverse as the New York Dolls, high school debate, and Mitt Romney. I show up early in the film to talk briefly about the implications of Watson’s Jeopardy! win. I’m in the middle of watching the documentary now and it’s very slickly made and thought-provoking…look for it when it makes its inevitable debut on TV or Netflix or whatever.
Also, someone over on the message boards asked why my Kennections quiz hasn’t been appearing in Parade magazine or on Parade.com this month. My reply:
I wish I had an answer myself. Parade was sold late last year to a Tennessee-based sports media company called Athlon, which immediately fired 100% of editorial. I have yet to receive a definitive answer on Kennections, and “no answer” + time usually = “no,” but I think things are still pretty hectic over there, so who knows.
If you like Kennections, I’m sure contacting Parade to tell them so wouldn’t hurt.
So there you go.
It’s relatively common for game shows (how many can you name?) but rare in the rest of the TV wasteland. What do these series have in common?
If you can name them all, what are some that I missed? Can you name a Schrodinger’s sitcom of the 1990s that both fits the category and doesn’t?
Edited to add: First solved by themanwho over on this (very entertaining) message board thread.
Breaking Bad aired its last episode well over a year ago, but I just got the Blu-rays for Christmas and am currently doing a massive binge-watch. So pardon the nostalgia, but…
As you no doubt remember, whether you were a fan or not, the show’s protagonist is Walter White, an Albuquerque high school chemistry teacher turned meth lord. As a nod to Walt’s two jobs, the show’s credits design is based on the periodic table.
Every single person credited at the top of every episode has part of their names boldfaced as an IUPAC chemical symbol.
At one point, I noticed, the show accidentally invented a chemical element (chimerium?) for the credit of DP Michael Slovis. This was soon noticed and fixed.
Slovisgate got me thinking: are there people who could not be cast/hired by Breaking Bad because their names contain no chemical symbols? And not trivial cases like Mr. T or RZA. Actual, plausible names.
There are thirteen elements with one-letter symbols, so half the alphabet is out right there. ‘A’ and ‘E’ are the only eligible vowels. But remember that many names with A’s and E’s are verboten as well. Someone named “Alex” might seem like a perfect candidates, since all four of those letters are unused by any one-letter elements. But Alexes, rejoice! Your name is Breaking Bad-eligible after all, because aluminum is Al.
Are there names that would break Breaking Bad? Bonus points if someone with that name has an IMDb entry.
Here’s an actual photo of me taking care of today’s most important business: preparing holiday gifts for friends and loved ones!
I always wear my favorite sweater for this, as you can see.
Quick reminder that signed and personalized copies of all my books are available from Seattle’s Third Place Books. What a delightful surprise under the tree! If an autographed BOOK BY ME would help with your holiday shopping list, shoot Third Place an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with the details. But act quickly! Only 16 more shopping days until Christmas.
Over on the message boards, a reader called ore read last week’s post about estimating the number of people you know using one of America’s most disgustingly ubiquitous resources: people named Mike. He or she has a concern:
One weakness of this method is that the people you know are not a random sample of the US population. For example, the people you know may (or may not) be disproportionately Utahn, college-educated, within about 10 years of your age, etc. If Michaels are more common in those groups, then a higher proportion of people you know are likely to be named Michael.
Yes! I was going to get into this in the post and didn’t for time/laziness reasons.
I’ve lived all over the U.S. and grew up overseas, so in my case the most problematic variables are probably not geographic: they are generational and racial. The 11.6/1000 “Michael ratio” is an American average, so I should expect my number to be higher if I’m not in a group that knows an unusually low number of Michaels. I imagine these people are in two groups:
1. Old folks (who mostly know or knew other old folks). Michael was not a popular name for non-Irish-Americans until the post-World War II “baby boom.”
2. Latino Americans (who mostly know or knew other Latinos). Michael is not a Hispanic name, so you’d expect many Latinos to know more Robertos (for example) than I do and fewer Michaels.
But are there cohorts with an unusually high Mike rate that might balance these out? White Catholics? African-Americans? I’m skeptical that there’s a meaningfully high-Michael-acquainted generation, since so many of the Mikes on my own list are either a generation older or younger than me. Our peer group tends to be a bell curve surrounding our own age, of course, but a pretty gradual one for must of us.
Suggestions welcome if you know a good way to estimate the result these intervening effects would have on my non-Latino, Gen-X numbers.
Update: my phone list is up to 33 Michaels I have known socially or professionally. Maybe this should be a contest.
This article I saw last week on FiveThirtyEight.com estimated that 11.6 out of every 1,000 Americans are named Michael. That’s considerably more than any other first name, the runners-up being James (10.2 per 1,000) and John (9.7 per 1,000).
The first thing I thought of when I saw this article: if I can calculate how many Michaels I know personally, I can figure out how many total people I know! (I have no idea how meaningful this metric actually is. Feel free to chime in here, statisticians.) I’ve been keeping a list on my phone for the last week, and have managed to remember 23 different Michaels. So far. Third-grade classmates, old bosses, uncles, in-laws, neighbors.
If that number holds, I know about 2,000 people. Counting Michaels was much easier than counting everyone. It’s the Michael Method.
Here we go, at the last minute, and mostly because I’m feeling very guilty about deserting this blog for Twitter most of the time: I’m going to be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire tomorrow, Friday! It’s a special Guinness record-holder week and they invited me on their show on the basis of some game show-related record I notched on Jeopardy! back in the day. I have dreamed of being on Millionaire since back in 1999 when I used to call the phone line every evening after work. It took fifteen years but it’s all happening!
I know what you want to ask, and I probably shouldn’t spill in advance, but okay, here goes. Terry Crews smells so nice.
BuzzerBlog just put up an interview with me (and a very pained-looking picture of me). Seriously, Millionaire, that was the best photo? We took so many photos.
Other belated news: my fourth Junior Genius Guide is in bookstores now and it’s my favorite of all of them: Outer Space. I’m such a space nerd that all this stuff came spewing out of me like ice from the cryo-volcanoes of Enceladus. If you know a junior genius, or a space case of any age, please pass one along with my compliments. (I mean compliment them on their good taste and scientific acumen. You still have to pay for the book. (But it’s so cheap! (And beautifully illustrated.)))
We used to do more picture puzzles on this blog. BRINGING IT BACK.
Here are nine people you may or may not recognize.
The question is: based on what they all have in common, you might not be surprised to learn that all these people in fact live together in the same house. What kind of house would that be?
Edited to add: You can see the answers over on the message boards. Hats off to jbenz for spotting the theme first and Lalock for figuring out the answer.
This poor neglected blog! We moved houses over the summer and everything’s been chaos. I just got the blog unpacked. It was in the last box.
On the other hand, you didn’t really miss much. Trebek grew the mustache back.
I fulfilled my greatest lifelong dream (sorry Jeopardy!) by appearing on the cover of The Costco Connection magazine.
You can read the whole interview here. Study tips!
I learned that I can’t think and have things thrown at me at the same time! My friend Nephi Thompson and I teamed up for Kno’dgeball at the Trivia Championships of North America last month in Vegas. Kno’dgeball is, as the name sort of but a little infelicitously implies, a combination of trivia and dodgeball played (in this case) in a very tightly restricted hotel conference room. As the father of Kno’dgeball, Bob Harris, has pointed out, it’s amazing how you can get so dumb so fast when things are flying at your head. Unless I go into some serious training, your Grandma could probably beat me at Kno’dgeball.
(TCONA 4 was a blast, by the way…great to see my Jeopardy! frenemy Brad Rutter and so many other quiz luminaries in one place. It’s not too early to get TCONA on your calendar for next year…there’s a discount for early sign-up.)
I wrote two more Junior Genius Books! (Well, I’m in the middle of the last one now. HOW WERE THERE SO MANY DINOSAURS.) Outer Space comes out in less than a month! Pre-order now!!!!
Wordplay Wednesday! Geography, shocker. There’s a well-known island whose names is an anagram of a nearby (well, 1,000 miles or so) world capital. What are the island and the city?
Edited to add: at8ax was the first to solve, nicely done.
It’s getting dangerously close to the very last minute to register for TCONA, the Trivia Championships of North America, to be held August 8-10 in sunny Las Vegas! You won’t know it’s sunny. You won’t even go outside. There will be so many different kinds of quiz games going on you’ll barely have time for basic bodily functions.
I will be there! (I have tickets to the Cirque de Soleil Beatles show with my kids.) Brad Rutter will be there! (He likes blackjack and strippers.) Many, many other familiar faces from the world of game shows and trivia will be there! If you have enough of an interest in quiz stuff to be reading this website, you should probably be there too.
Here’s what I said about the first TCONA way back in 2011. (Short version: I said it was a blast.)
Sign up now at the Quizzing North America website. I’ll see you there…don’t forget to come up and say hi at a urinal or something.
Okay, we are finally back from a month in Spain and Britain that kept me away from the blog pretty efficiently. On the plus side, lots of time in planes and cars meant I got to catch up on some reading. Here’s the full log:
I can recommend all five of these books unreservedly, but if I had to pick just one it would probably be the Perrotta. We are lucky to have that guy.
Continuing my recent streak of playing literary chronology cop: I noticed an anachronism in the National Book Award-winning Let the Great World Spin: as her kids watch Sesame Street, a mom and her lover joke about characters like “Elmo” and “Grouchy.” The problem: this conversation is dated specifically as taking place the Thursday before the World Trade Center tightrope act. It’s August 1, 1974. Elmo made his Sesame Street debut using that name over a decade later, in late 1985. He slowly grew into a breakout franchise character over the following decade. Once again: authors of 20th-century historical novels, I beg of you, show me your manuscripts. I can help.
When I got home, I also had two books waiting for me in my mailbox because I liked them very much and wrote cover blurbs for them. Geography nerds (and true-crime nerds, but mostly geography nerds) should definitely read Michael Blanding’s The Map Thief, a profile of Forbes Smiley, the crooked map dealer whose case was mentioned briefly in my book Maphead. And please read Amanda Petrusich’s Do Not Sell at Any Price whether or not you’re interested in old blues 78 records. Believe me, by the time you get done, you will be interested in old blues 78 records. At least a little.
Hey! I finally got ten seconds to breathe and decided to spend it giving the ol’ blog its annual update. Here’s something new from the Internet this morning: Smithsonian magazine has a section this month about games and play and asked me to put together a little puzzle on the subject. It’s fun!
What about an even littler puzzle? It’s time for an early round of Wordplay Wednesday! I’m traveling this month with my family and this was inspired by a recent visit to a favorite city.
There’s a major world city whose name, when spelled backward, can be split into two words that are both animals. In fact, both are cold-blooded little creepy-crawlies that might leave you with a sore finger if you’re not careful around them. What’s the city?
I had to fly to New York this week, and that’s a long flight from Seattle, so I got to finally finish some books I started over a month ago.
Both were very good, and I recommend them to your attention if you’re looking for a novel. But I noticed a weird anachronism in both.
Life After Life by Kate Atkinson: In 1910, a character makes a joke about The House at Pooh Corner, a book that came out in 1928.
The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer. In 1981, a character nicknames her boyfriend “Chia Pet.” Chia Pet wasn’t a widely available brand (i.e. well-known enough to be in the cultural vocab) until 1982 at the earliest, probably later.
I feel like I have a weird talent for this. I have Spider-Sense that goes off if a character in a book or TV show says “It’s all good” five years too early. Publishers should hire me for this. Ken the Kronology Kop.
At long last: the return of Wordplay Wednesday!
What do these words all have in common? Which one doesn’t quite belong?
So I had a great time at the 30th anniversary Jeopardy! tournament that just wrapped up. Such a pleasure just to spend the day with Jeopardy! elite like Brad, Roger, Chuck, Pam, Colby, et al, not to mention getting to play some of them as well. It only happens once in a great many years, so I try to enjoy when I can.
The brain-hiccup on the final question that lost me the million wasn’t my favorite moment, obviously, but there was something even worse to come: filling out the questionnaire for the Jeopardy! press release! But my loss is your gain, because here are my answers, roughly zero percent of which probably made the actual press release.
Please confirm your full name, age, occupation and hometown (originally from and current location if you have moved to a different city, town, state, etc)
Kenneth Wayne Jennings III, 39, writer, Seattle (“Salt Lake City” when I was first on)
Ken, how did it feel to step back onto the Jeopardy! stage and to hear Johnny Gilbert announce your name again?
It’s funny–I was really nervous that morning and even when Johnny Gilbert was doing the intros, but then during the game it was just like riding a bike, I picked it right up. “Oh yeah, this thing. I remember this, this is fun!”
Since we last spoke from our telephone interview – did you end up studying or doing anything special to prepare for this main competition?
I brushed up on a few things I was rusty on, like presidential dates and classical composers. Mostly I just started watching the show at home VERY seriously, trying to really get inside Alex’s timing and rhythm.
Regarding strategy: did you have one coming into this competition or did your strategy change as you started to advance in the tournament, especially during the finals with Brad and Roger?
Strategy has to change in different rounds of a tournament like this one. Early on I wanted to get out of the gate so strong that opponents would never get on their games. Big Daily Doubles wagers, that kind of thing. But in a final against players like Brad and Roger, all bets are off. The buzzer timing that beats everyone else won’t beat them, so you have to tighten up. You can’t count on being the only one in on the hardest clues. You’re really just scrambling and hoping you survive.
Two things I noticed about both you and Brad is how quick you two are with the signaling device and when it comes to the Daily Doubles, you both bet huge $$ amounts. Can you explain a little bit about both – for example, do you practice buzzing in? Do you get nervous betting such a huge $$ amount during the Daily Doubles?
It’s nerve-wracking to bet big on Daily Doubles, so you rarely see it on the show unless someone is trying to catch up from second or third. But even if it’s stressful, going big is usually the right play. Daily Doubles are typically much easier than Final Jeopardy, so you’re choosing: do I want the game to be decided by this clue, or the hard one at the end? I do practice buzzing when I watch the show at home, just trying to get Alex’s timing into my system so that it’s almost unconscious. When I’m on set and I have to stop and think about the buzzer, things go badly. It’s a Zen thing, I can only do it when I’m not thinking about it.
How did it feel to win your first Jeopardy! quarter-final match against Rachael Schwartz and Tom Cubbage?
I felt like I dodged a bullet by getting some breaks. I found a Daily Double that I didn’t know, but it came so early that I didn’t lose much. Rachael, and not Tom (who could have caught me) found the second one–which I also might have missed, I think. Then I had to bet big on the third one and the answer came to me at the last minute. Once the Daily Doubles were gone I remember feeling so relaxed, like “Okay, now we can just play Jeopardy.” Technically that game was a runaway but it felt pretty close to me. Tom and Rachael are the real deal.
Ken, what impressed me the most about you throughout this tournament was in the category “INITIALS TO ROMAN NUMERALS TO NUMBERS.” I mean mere mortals like me – I didn’t even understand the category to let alone guess the correct response! I believe even other Decades contestants who were watching your match were equally impressed. I mean you swept that whole category! This category came so easily to you…please explain.
I always liked word games and stuff like that as a kid. My dad and I used to do the “Jumble” in the evening paper when he got home from work, I remember that. To this day I do an occasional crossword and sometimes design puzzles for magazines. So I’ve always liked Jeopardy! categories where you have to figure out a set of rules. It’s just a puzzle and the puzzle is the category. Solve the puzzle and the clues are almost automatic. Also I like these categories because I know Watson sucks at them.
How did it feel to win your semi-final match against Chuck Forrest and Russ Schumacher? Because, after you missed on a Daily Double question, it ended up to be a very close game between you and Chuck. I believe I was on the edge of my seat to see what would happen next in the Final Jeopardy! round.
After that early lead at the second commercial, I remember being really relieved. Good, I don’t have to worry about losing on a hard Final! Then there was that Daily Double where I had a 50/50 choice and guessed the wrong Antarctic explorer, and then Chuck found his buzzer timing in Double Jeopardy. That guy is amazing, unstoppable in 1985 (!) and he can still turn it on. That would be like Jimmy Connors coming back to tennis today and making a run at the US Open. Chuck is ageless.
What were you feeling/thinking when you realized that you will be competing against Brad (which I believe for the 3rd time in a tournament setting – besides UTOC and Watson) and Roger during the 2-day finals?
In my head, that was the nightmare match-up, the hardest possible final. Roger’s very dangerous because he’ll bet so big that he can blow out anybody, no matter how good, if he gets some breaks. Brad is Brad: a Jedi on the buzzer, and the best Final Jeopardy player I’ve ever seen. Never loses his cool in Final. I couldn’t believe nobody had knocked off one of those guys for me. I’m sure they were thinking the same thing about me.
I know viewers are going to be very excited to see you and Brad compete against each other, however what viewers don’t see is how well you two get along off camera. Can you describe your relationship? I believe you guys follow each other on Twitter and possibly Facebook? And how did you get along with the rest of the Decades contestants?
I had so much fun at the Decades tournament because, believe it or not, it was my first time getting the whole Jeopardy tourney ride and hanging out with the other players all day. They are just exceptional people. There’s a million bucks on the line and you keep expecting SOMEONE to be a jerk, but then everyone is so nice. It almost restores your faith in humankind. Brad and I in particular have been through the Jeopardy! wringer together before and have bonded. It’s weird because we’re sort of different (I’m a boring suburban dad in Seattle who hates L.A., Brad enjoys the debauched single L.A. lifestyle made popular by TV’s Entourage) but on a Jeopardy! set we are the same guy: we love playing the game more than anything else, win or lose. He’s a class act.
What were you feeling or thinking during your 2-day finals? I know during the Final Jeopardy! portion of day-two of the finals – there was a lot of strategy & calculation involved, especially between you and Brad. What went into your betting strategy? And will the Final Jeopardy! clue regarding “Secretaries of State” haunt you?
By the end of the second game, it was a mad scramble. I didn’t even know until I started crunching numbers during the break that I had the math advantage going into Final. That final will haunt me, because it’s the first time I’ve ever lost a tight game like that on a question I feel I should have known, which is a tough way to lose. It took me a few seconds too long to come up with James Buchanan, and then I rushed the math on the second part…knew it must be one of the women, picked the wrong one. Brad’s so good that you don’t get too many chances like that…I had him where I wanted him and I let him slip away! The guy’s got nine lives.
With your $100,000 cash prize – you have now accumulated approximately $3,270,700! And your 74-game record will most likely never be defeated. How does that feel? And what are you going to do with the $100,000?
It’s easy to say when you’ve already won the money, but I can honestly say I have never once thought about the money while I was playing Jeopardy! It’s all about the game, seeing what you can do out there, and I’d play for car-wash coupons, honestly.
What did you do to celebrate after your Decades win – besides attending the J! after party?
Feel free to send this one to Brad. Actually, I know where he was: sitting in the hotel lobby shooting the Jeopardy! bull with me and the rest of the runners-up and putting their drinks on his tab. Like I say, class act.
Did any particular category give you a hard time or vice versa? And, how much more difficult was the game material during this competition?
These were very difficult boards, especially the two-day final. I remember just being exhausted at the end of the day, when back in 2004 I would get done with game 5 and still be so amped, like “Let’s do five more!” But maybe that’s just me getting old. The hardest category was probably one about popes where I think I legitimately knew, like, one of five. Yikes. When I was growing up, we didn’t have a COOL pope like you kids have today.
What was the highlight or your favorite moment during the Decades tournament?
Weirdly, it was probably about midway through my very first game, when I knew I had it locked up. It was my first time playing real (non-Watson) Jeopardy! in almost a decade, and I’m older now. Also I was the only person there never to play in a Tournament of Champions, so I always sort of wondered if I could play my game against really elite players. This isn’t false modesty, I genuinely didn’t know, because I’d never tried. But ten minutes into that game, I remember thinking, “Win or lose, I know I can play at this level now.”
How did it feel to face Alex Trebek face-to-face all over again?
Back in 2004, Alex was an enigma to me. I often wondered if he liked me or if he was sick of me not getting off his set. (He was always perfectly polite, this was just me projecting.) But when I come back now, I feel like it’s a warm welcome from Alex, which is a real honor. He always seems genuinely glad to have me back, like it’s a real highlight for him. I guess what I’m saying is I have a little crush on Alex. Did you ask him this same question? Wait, what did he say? Tell me exactly what he said.
How do you think your family members, friends and your hometown of Seattle will react to your success on the show?
I had a lot of family in-studio that day and they were so excited. Despite the tough loss in the final, they really had a great time. I imagine they were fondly reliving their own memories of the first time I was on the show. I know I was. Then when the games aired, people on social media seemed so excited to have me back, like it was real event television for them, even ten years later. Twitter blew up. It might sound weird, but I was really touched by that.
How did it feel to have your son in the studio audience watching you play in the Decades tournament? I’m assuming your son will want to tryout one day as an adult? I remember you mentioning it to Alex that he wants to tryout as an adult – not during Kids Week or etc.
My 11-year-old was in the studio audience and he was so excited. It was bigger than Disneyland for him. He was too little to remember my first go-around on the show and I’m glad he got a second chance to make some Jeopardy! memories. Will he ever go on the show? He talks very seriously about it. I hope he knows that it’s not like being King of England, he doesn’t get to do it just because his dad did. He better study up.
Any advice to future J! contestants on how to be a successful J! player?
The main thing, which no one ever talks about, it to have fun with it. I’ve won on Jeopardy! and I’ve lost on Jeopardy! and winning is better, but any time you’re on that show, it’s a blast. So if you’ve been thinking about trying out for Jeopardy! (a) you should totally do it, and (b) don’t get all caught up in winning or losing, but just enjoy the once-in-a-lifetime experience of it. It’s a great ride. If you’re loose and having fun, you will also play so much better.
Please confirm your major(s)/minor(s), degree(s) and where you went to school once more.
University of Washington and Brigham Young, double major, BS in Computer Science, BA in English
A fun question for you – if you ever end up competing against Brad Rutter again in another tournament – what should it be called?
“In the Gutter with Rutter.” Brad and I play a vicious two-man game of street Jeopardy! around the clock until one of us collapses. Anything goes. The loser must retire from game shows forever. Terry Crews hosts. (TV-MA)
Why do you think Jeopardy! matters?
Jeopardy! matters because it’s such a ritual for millions of people. I mean, it’s nice that there’s still such a smart show on the air and kids get to see people succeed for knowing things, blah blah blah. But the REAL value of Jeopardy! is the families that watch it together every day, the people who plan their evening around it. It’s their little tradition. You can’t put a price on having some little thing like that in your day, when everything else is so unpredictable. It’s a constant in their lives, they know it so well. How many other things from 30 or 50 years ago are still around unchanged in our culture? Almost nothing.
Any fun facts or hobbies you can tell me about that would be interesting to include in the release? A hidden talent? Etc.
A secret about me: I make my living as a writer but you can get me to knock out almost 2,000 words for free if you call them “press release questions.”
You’re probably already aware, but tonight we begin the long-awaited finals of Jeopardy!‘s 30th anniversary “Battle of the Decades.” There’s a notable lack of upsets among the finalists: Brad Rutter, Roger Craig, and I all won out (though not without suspense). I have to say this surprised the hell out of me. With all the luck that goes into a Jeopardy! win (believe me, I’m speaking from experience here) I thought the results would be a lot less predictable at this level of play.
This was my Jeopardy! tournament cherry (I can’t really count the abbreviated finals of the Ultimate Tournament of Champions or the Watson match) and it was as great as everyone says, just hanging out with everybody, meeting all my favorites from back in the day, etc. It was nice to see for the first time that (a) I could compete against top-level players and (b) I hadn’t lost too much of a step in the ten years since I was first on the show.
The two-game final is a doozie, by the way. Tune in.
But here’s a much more important game of Jeopardy! I got asked last week to host the announcement party for the music lineup at this summer’s Bumbershoot festival here in Seattle. With a little time to kill between the two music acts, I suggested a music-themed game show. We ended up playing a little mock game of Bumbershoot Jeopardy! with three contestants drawn randomly from the crowd. One lucky winner would receive a pair of coveted Platinum Passes to Bumbershoot!
The categories were pretty Seattle-centric, but I still thought you might have fun playing along at home.
The announcement show was called the “Pink and Purple Party” for reasons of both alliteration and branding, which hopefully explains a few things. The “Last Year’s Model” category focuses on the lineup for Bumbershoot 2013. (At the time we played the game, we hadn’t unveiled the video with the 2014 lineup yet.) “Seattle Venues,” a video category, will probably be pretty opaque to non-locals.
$100: LEGEND HAS IT THAT SOUNDGARDEN’S BIGGEST HIT IS NAMED FOR “BLACK SUN,” THE ICONIC DONUT-SHAPED STATUE IN THIS CAPITOL HILL PARK
$200: IN CONCERT, BRANDI CARLILE OFTEN COVERS “CRAZY” AS A TRIBUTE TO THIS COUNTRY SINGER, HER IDOL, WHO DIED IN A 1963 PLANE CRASH
$300: BY ITSELF, THIS WORD NAMES A ROCK DUO FROM BELLEVUE; WITH “THE HEAD,” IT’S A 6-PIECE FROM BALLARD
$400: THE ADVICE THAT MODEST MOUSE OFFERS ANYONE WHO BACKS INTO A COP CAR OR GETS CONNED BY A JAMAICAN
$500: THIS SEATTLE HIP-HOP COLLECTIVE IS NAMED FOR AN AFRICAN TRIBE IN NATION OF ISLAM BELIEF
LAST YEAR’S MODEL
$100: LAST SEPTEMBER, THIS “WE ARE YOUNG” TRIO WAS EVEN YOUNGER, BUT NO LESS lower-case.
$200: THIS GOOD KID, M.A.A.D. CITY MC GOT THROUGH HIS SATURDAY MAINSTAGE SET WITHOUT MACKLEMORE TEXTING HIM ONCE
$300: YOU COULD REFER TO THIS DUO AS THE QUIN SISTERS FROM CALGARY, BUT YOU’D BE “CLOSER” IF YOU BILLED THEM UNDER THIS NAME
$400: DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE PLAYED THIS 2003 ALBUM, NAMED FOR AN OCEAN-WIDE GAP BETWEEN 2 LOVERS, IN ITS ENTIRETY
$500: 2013 WAS THE “TIME OF THE SEASON” FOR THIS BELOVED BRITISH INVASION BAND TO RISE FROM THE DEAD
$100: THE PACIFIC SCIENCE CENTER LASER DOME SHOWCASES THIS BAND NO LESS THAN 6 TIMES EVERY WEEKEND—THANKS, WEED LEGALIZATION!
$200: THIS PSYCHEDELIC FURS HIT INSPIRED THE 1986 FILM OF THE SAME NAME—BUT ITS LYRICS NEVER MENTION DUCKIE
$300: THIS NICK DRAKE SONG “CRATERED” COMMERCIALLY IN 1972, BUT WAS REVIVED IN A 1999 VW CABRIOLET AD
$400: A NICKI MINAJ DOLL WEARS A WIG AND STILETTOS OF THE TITLE COLOR ON THIS, HER DEBUT ALBUM
$500: “PINK TRIANGLE” APPEARS ON THIS SOPHOMORE SLUMP OF A WEEZER ALBUM, NAMED FOR A SAILOR IN MADAME BUTTERFLY
$100: “EXCUSE ME WHILE I KISS” THIS GUY, THE SEATTLE GUITAR GOD WHO GAVE US “PURPLE HAZE”
$200: THIS REFERENCE BOOK CERTIFIED DEEP PURPLE AS “THE GLOBE’S LOUDEST BAND” IN 1975
$300: WHEN THIS 5’6” THA CARTER RAPPER WAS HOSPITALIZED LAST YEAR, THE MEDIA BLAMED “PURPLE DRANK”
$400: HEY, JEROME! THIS LEAD SINGER OF THE TIME WAS PRINCE’S NEMESIS IN THE MOVIE PURPLE RAIN
$500: THIS NOISE-POP DUO BEHIND “RILL RILL” & “COMEBACK KID” PUT PHOTOS OF DEREK MILLER’S GRANDPA’S PURPLE HEART IN THEIR CD REIGN OF TERROR
No Daily Doubles or Double Bumberdy round. We went straight to Final Bumberdy…in this category!
You have thirty seconds. (Answers for the whole game can be found here, by the way.)
Overall, the game material skewed a little bit rock-snob, so I was worried when I found out the contestants were going to be randomly selected audience members. Through the luck of the draw, one of our three players turned out to be a College Jeopardy! semi-finalist from 2005, who waltzed off with the game. Congrats, Amanda!
Seattle: I’ll see you at Bumbershoot!
When I was ten or eleven years old, I watched Jeopardy! pretty religiously. The first contestant that ever made me say, “Whoa, wait, who is this guy?” was a law student named Chuck Forrest. He played innovatively (he was the first to consider unorthodox clue selection order for strategic reasons, and his signature move is still called the Forrest Bounce), he played effortlessly, and he was unstoppable.
Before Chuck, the people on the show seemed completely interchangeable to me. He made me want to be a Jeopardy! contestant.
Through one of those weirdnesses of life, I got to play Chuck on Jeopardy! last night and it turns out he is some kind of ageless wizard and still a top-notch Jeopardy! player almost thirty years later. Also: a real funny, genuine guy.
I got him (and co-author Mark Lowenthal!) to sign their book for me backstage before our game.
Lots of great memories from the tournament, but that’s clearly the best souvenir.
First up: the third Junior Genius book is out! It’s “U.S. Presidents” and it’s by far my favorite volume so far. SEE where Nixon hid the microphones! MAKE a log cabin out of a milk carton and two different shapes of pretzel! LEARN which president had a dog named Satan! FORGET any jokes about Clinton being a horndog because my editor removed them!
I wrote this thing for Barnes & Noble’s Nook Blog about the Junior Genius™ way of life.
Also, I’m back on Jeopardy! this week! Yay Battle of the Decades! I got to spend a couple days hanging out with all your favorites: Brad Rutter, Chuck Forrest, Pam Mueller, Roger Craig, Colby Burnett…the gang. My quarterfinal game airs tomorrow, Thursday.
But I myself won’t be watching because I’m hosting the announce party for the Bumbershoot music lineup! Please buy come down to Neumos, Seattleites. (Ticket link.) It’s going to be so fun and we’re going to play some Bumbershoot Jeopardy! But Not Called Jeopardy! For Legal Reasons. Hope you know your stuff, because one lucky winner is getting platinum Bumbershoot passes. Also: Naomi Wachira! Pickwick!
I talked to Seattle Met magazine about Jeopardy!, Bumbershoot, the whole magilla. But I was sort of half-asleep at the time and I’m not 100% sure the interview makes any sense. Let me know!
Three places to hear me talk about and do things, in chronological order from now until never.
NOW. I talked earlier this week with Myke Hurley for his podcast CMD+Space. It’s mostly Jeopardy! war storires, but I had a lot of fun reminiscing and Myke has a delightful British accent.
SOON. Portland! This week I’m guesting on public radio hit Live Wire! Radio. Saturday night, Alberta Rose Theatre, doors at 6:30, show at 7:30. Also on the bill: Wendi McLendon-Covey, Barbara Ehrenreich, the Minus Five! Come watch.
LATER. Seattle’s Bumbershoot festival has announced the lineup for its Words and Ideas stage, and it turns out I’m on the bill to do some funny stuff with George Meyer, of The Simpsons fame. What is “Needle Party”? WE HAVE NO IDEA. But we vow to figure it out by Labor Day!
Been traveling for the last couple weeks, so the blog has been dark. Sorry for the inexcusable lapse. This week has been so crazy that Tuesday Trivia was even a few hours later, which never happens. Get it together, Jennings.
This one is fun. “Girlfriend in a Coma” is one of my all-time favorite songs. By changing the first letter in the title–the ‘G’–into the last letter–another ‘a’–and anagramming the result, you can get the title of another classic rock song, this one with a two-word title. What is that hit, which I am 110% sure you will never hear Morrissey cover?
(This is something I wrote for the launch of the first two Junior Genius Guides that we never ended up using. The first two are available now, and “Presidents” comes out in a month!)
A couple years ago, I wrote a book about geography nerds, called Maphead. From what I can tell, the book elicited two very different responses from readers. A small but vocal minority would send me mail or seek me out in public to tell me how happy they were to read about other weirdos like me who read maps for pleasure. These reactions usually ended with the sentence, “I thought I was the only one!”
But 99 percent of the response was something along the lines of “Maps? What’s fun about maps?” Usually with pursed, disapproving lips. I learned quickly that the vast majority of us have unpleasant association with maps. These are people who only look at maps when they’re already lost: pulled over at the side of a highway, frantic in an airport parking lot, annoyed to be at the opposite end of the mall from Sbarro. It’s sort of like how Imodium is a wonderful invention, but no one loves looking at a bottle of it. If you’re looking at a bottle of Imodium, your day has already gone terribly, terribly wrong.
I realized that grown-ups were the wrong audience for a book about maps. Famously, Americans suck at geography. Last September, at the height of the tensions with Syria over chemical weapons, a website called UsVsTh3m put up a simple game called “Where’s Damascus.” About half of all guesses were more than 200 miles off the mark. The Department of Defense didn’t do much better; the success rate from Pentagon IP addresses was only about 57 percent. Luckily, no bombs were ever dropped.
Who’s the right audience for a book about geography, then? Children! Kids look at maps and see not headaches but adventure! Little blue lines are rivers to ford or lazily raft down. Steep hachure lines are mountains to climb. The empty expanses of Siberia or the Amazon rainforest: terra incognita to explore.
That’s why I started out my new series of nonfiction kids’ books, the Junior Genius Guides, with a book on Maps and Geography. I have middle-grade kids of my own, and I know how weird their little sponge brains are. Kids can master feats in hours or weeks that take adults years—as you know if you’ve ever called a child over to help you fix the DVR or the iPad.
Some parents leverage this freak mutant ability in oddly specific ways: Mandarin immersion schools, two-hour daily cello lessons. The goal of the Junior Genius Guides, on the other hand, is to turn ten-year-olds into little generalists, interested in everything. The first two volumes, “Maps and Geography” and “Greek Mythology,” are on sale now. There are going to be books on presidents and space and Egypt and dinosaurs and the human body and a bunch of other stuff. The official Junior Genius Slogan comes from Blaise Pascal: “It is much better to know something about everything than everything about something.”
Look: the contestants you see on Jeopardy! every night aren’t Rain Man-style savants. They just happen to be people who are curious about everything. When you’re interested in a subject, it takes no effort at all to remember it in incredible detail. Facts just stick. The amazing thing is that kids come out of the box like that, always asking “why?” about everything. If they outgrow that, it’s out fault, because we were impatient, or didn’t make the answers seem fun.
What’s fun about geography, you ask? What about the goofy time zones of Treriksroysa, Norway, where you can travel back in time four hours just by stepping across the Russian border? Or Batman, Turkey, the city that tried to sue the Batman movies for stealing its name? Or Monaco, a country so small that its national orchestra is bigger than its army? Or Thimpu, Bhutan, the only world capital without traffic lights? (Instead, traffic is directed by the choreography of dancing policemen!) The lesson of geography should be “This planet is a strange and wonderful place! Get out there and find stuff out about it!”
The local morning show hosts and drive-time radio deejays who have interviewed me about the Junior Genius books seem, on the whole, mystified. “Greek mythology? Maps? Why would you write children’s books about boring stuff like that?” But they’re grown-ups, and they’ve just forgotten. Kids can spend hours lost in a book of stories about gods and heroes, or just staring at a map. Do you remember?
I don’t think I ever posted the cool Spanish cover for Because I Said So!, copies of which I got in the mail a few months ago. It’s called Manual para Padres Quisquillosos–literally, “Manual for Fastidious Parents.” Or Guide for the Persnickety, I guess, in honor of another great thinker who published in Spain.
I never thought this book would make it in foreign markets, because parental harangues and superstitions seem to be so culture-specific. Apparently, they’re more universal than I thought. Ariel, my Spanish publisher, only had to cut a handful of entries that they thought would be incomprehensible to Spaniards.
The illustration has the boy peeing blue, which probably reinforces one of the myths debunked in the book. Ah well.
On another note. Western Washington! I will once again be helping out with the Whatcom Literary Council Trivia Bee this Friday in Bellingham. I’ll be signing book around 6 and the trivia gets underway around 7. It’s always a good time and raises some money for local literacy efforts.
Wordplay Wednesday! Verbs ending with a silent ‘e’ in English typically lose the ‘e’ in the present participle: “live” becomes “living,” “ululate” becomes “ululating.” An exception is often made for words where the ‘e’ is preceded by another vowel: “toeing,” not “toing”; “eyeing,” not “eying.” But as far as I can tell, there is only one verb where Merriam-Webster insists on leaving on the extra ‘e’ before the “-ing” even though it’s preceded by a consonant. What’s the word?
Edited to add: After a few near-misses, Bill got this one first. So far, no one has suggested an alternative.
Stan Newman and Eric Berlin both sent me copies of a new Penny Press magazine called Will Shortz’s Word Play. Edited (at least in part) by the famed New York Times/NPR puzzle guru, Word Play seems to hearken back to old school “Pencilwise” material from pre-decline Games magazine: specialty word puzzles from top creators. No vanilla crosswords, but plenty of other grid-based stuff and other novelty puzzles. There are a few non-word games (nonograms, some spatial/maze/sudoku stuff) but for the most part it’s word stuff by big names (Patrick Berry, Brendan Emmett Quigley, Francis Heaney, etc.) Based on the first issue, definitely worth a look.
Have a great weekend, my friends. Stay thirsty. (For “marching bands” variety crosswords and maps of Asgard.)
Do you live in the great city of Seattle or surrounding environs? If so, take note of the following events.
This Thursday, March 20, I’m participating in “Film Court” at Central Cinema. Specifically, I am prosecuting Forrest Gump for crimes against humanity. It’s time to end the suffering. Local funny guy Doug Willott will be defending this travesty of an embarrassment of a movie for reasons known only to him. Should be a good time. Show starts at 8pm. Buy your tickets now and join the jury. Stupid is as stupid does, and I intend to prove it.
Then the next night, Friday, March 21, I’m guesting on Jackie Kashian’s awesome Dork Forest podcast, live from the Rendezvous at 6pm. Tickets on sale now. Which of my dorky obsessions should I drone on about? 1980s pro wrestling? Little Lulu comics? The Dewey Decimal System? Orphan Black? Come find out.