Dylan loves to read, and, at the same time, is sometimes too impatient to read. He wants all words to be “sight words.” Maybe it’s all the lead paint from those Thomas the Tank Engine trains he likes to suck on.

“Why do Daddy’s pants say, ‘Cave Ken Jennings’?” he asked Mindy last week when we were at a Dodgers game.

“That says ‘Calvin Klein Jeans,’” she had to tell him.

But if I ever start up a vanity fashion/fragrance line, it will definitely be called “Cave Ken Jennings.”

Here’s me and Dylan watching the daily Disneyland parade, picture courtesy of my friend Earl.