If you’re tired of my ceaseless, shameless flogging of my second book, I have some good news for you. Today we’re going back to ceaseless, shameless flogging of my first book!

When Brainiac first came out, I got a lot of people asking why I wasn’t doing any signings in their various sensible-sounding cities (Denver, Miami, Minneapolis, etc.) At the time, I didn’t really have any mechanism set up to get these disenfranchised people signed copies of the book, and I felt bad about it.

So bad that now, almost two years later!, I’ve actually done something about it. I have some copies of the Brainiac hardcover available, and I’m putting them up for sale here on the website. They’re only $14.95 apiece plus shipping–fully ten bucks off the cover price–and I’d be happy to sign and/or personalize your copy with whatever you like. Best wishes, “Merry Christmas, Grandpa!”, my recipe for homemade eggnog rice pudding, a hilarious rendering of Cathy trying on a bathing suit and saying “Ack!”…it’s up to you.

Right now we’re only accepting PayPal, but other payment methods may be added soon if there’s demand. I only have a limited number of these, so act now if you still have a signed-Brainiac-shaped hole in your heart.