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Postby Till_We_Have_Faces » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:09 am

Professor John wrote:Roger that.

I almost said, "ok JenLee...just lay those matches down reeeeeeaaaallll slowly and back away from the animated gif."

I have been roasted before...but never LITERALLY!


You ALMOST said? ROFLMAO
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Postby Professor John » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:16 am

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone finally picked up on one of my subtle (or not so subtle) comments.

AND OF COURSE...it had to be a fellow (not gender specific) IDIOT!
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Postby Cone » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:11 pm

MFalk wrote:
amom wrote:Joke or not...it wasn't very funny. Ken Jennings needs to hire some PR.


Actually, I thought it was hilarious.


Me too. Laughed 'til I cried.
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Humor is in the eye of the beholder.

Postby Till_We_Have_Faces » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:37 pm

Paradigms.
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Postby Professor John » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:53 pm

Uh I have held bees...no humor found. I have been stung in the eye by a bee that I tried to hold so...I found no humor in the bee that stung me in the eye.

I did find PAIN!

I also found a pair of dimes. :D

I know, I know...I am an idiot. Duh
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Postby frankieray » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:06 pm

Professor John wrote:Uh I have held bees...no humor found. I have been stung in the eye by a bee that I tried to hold so...I found no humor in the bee that stung me in the eye.

I did find PAIN!

I also found a pair of dimes. :D

I know, I know...I am an idiot. Duh
"Being on the subject of insects with stingers!" I had a tarantula wasp fly into my car while I was in heavy, moving traffic. That was one of the fastest moments of my life. These black bodied, oranged winged creatures are as big as an adult hummingbird. I cut people off in order to pull over. Opened my doors, and stood back and waited till it finally flew out. Anyways, the bee stinger in the eye sounds horrendous Professor John. What happens to the eye once it is stung? Does it also swell up? And I was really curious about the pair of dimes :|
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Postby Xenkylm » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:37 pm

frankieray wrote:Anyways, the bee stinger in the eye sounds horrendous Professor John. What happens to the eye once it is stung? Does it also swell up? And I was really curious about the pair of dimes :|


He might not be able to hear you. Last I heard, he was living in a gigantic pair of dice.
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Postby frankieray » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:25 pm

Xenkylm wrote:
frankieray wrote:Anyways, the bee stinger in the eye sounds horrendous Professor John. What happens to the eye once it is stung? Does it also swell up? And I was really curious about the pair of dimes :|


He m
ight not be able to hear you. Last I heard, he was living in a gigantic pair of dice.
That would be totally cool if these dice were about 10000 sq. ft. each, 3 stories high, filled with all types of gambling rooms and open bars. And a fireman pole, leading down to a crowded dance floor with the Acrtic Monkeys jamming on," I bet you look good on the dancefloor." I would be very entertained. 8)
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Postby frankieray » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:17 pm

frankieray wrote:
Xenkylm wrote:
frankieray wrote:Anyways, the bee stinger in the eye sounds horrendous Professor John. What happens to the eye once it is stung? Does it also swell up? And I was really curious about the pair of dimes :|


He m
ight not be able to hear you. Last I heard, he was living in a gigantic pair of dice.
That would be totally cool if these dice were about 10000 sq. ft. each, 3 stories high, filled with all types of gambling rooms and open bars. And a fireman pole, leading down to a crowded dance floor with the Arctic Monkeys jamming on," I bet you look good on the dancefloor." I would be very entertained. 8)
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Postby Professor John » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:48 am

Pair of dimes...maybe it should be pair of dime, not pluralizing the dime(s).

Ah heck...can't see anyway, eyes all swollen due to that dang bee and I am stuck inside a pair of dice or would that be a pair of di...

I guess living inside dice would indicate that life is craps.
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Now that some time has gone by...

Postby Tom1969ca » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:27 pm

Ken,

Just curious - did you ever hear from Alex Trebek or anyone else at Jeopardy! about the notorious blog entry? Did they "get it", or were they ... um ... disgruntled by it?
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