Inferior Imitation

[Lisa]

How can you sleep at night knowing full well that you have openly mocked one of the greatest bloggers EVER with your failed attempt to mimic his website design? Apparently this is not the first time you have 'ripped off' something from some unsuspecting person. And I quote "got a note today from Chris Epting, the author whose album cover photos I shamelessly ripped off yesterday.. " That's right Mr. Jennings! You have been found out! Do not think this will be the last you have heard from the loyal followers of C. Monks. You should be so very ashamed.

[SPerry]

Does CMonks also tell you when you can go to the bathroom?

[Drama Queen]

Only when we're on a road trip.

[Lisa]

If you are implying that we are bunch of mindless followers let me remind you that you are defending Ken Jennings. Ken Jennings. Think about that for a minute. OK done? Right, now why don't you go watch another episode of Jeopardy.
Thanks.

[calegooby]

oooooooooh snap...checkmate you lemmings of jennings

[IndySOG03]

This has got to be the lamest debate in the history of ever.

Ever.

[Drama Queen]

Indy, you must have a short memory. Remember the Bush/Gore debacle? Way more lamer.

[cemoore333]

What a copycat! As outraged as I am that you have stolen from the very man that all but created the blogsphere (I am obviously refering to C Monks as I'm sure you realize) I am releived in one sense. I always wondered how someone smart enough to win all those Jeopardy shows could be gullible enough to fall for that whole "look at the golden tablet I found in the woods!" thing. But now I realize that you probably just chose your religion because that what's all your neighbors were doing. You big, fat phoney.
Maybe your blog should just have a big picture of the Cntl + C buttons.

[SPerry]

"If you are implying that we are bunch of mindless followers let me remind you that you are defending Ken Jennings. Ken Jennings. Think about that for a minute. OK done? Right, now why don't you go watch another episode of Jeopardy.
Thanks."

Well, the reason you are here is because someone told you to come here and defend his honor, since he apparently can't do it himself. The reason I am here is because I enjoy talking with people of a similar interest. Right now, that shared interest is seeing the server than CMonk's is on torched.

[cmir1974]

Well, the reason you are here is because someone told you to come here and defend his honor, since he apparently can't do it himself. The reason I am here is because I enjoy talking with people of a similar interest. Right now, that shared interest is seeing the server than CMonk's is on torched.

Hello? He has other things to worry about, like the Hasselhoff family cat. He's so busy. And he didn't TELL us to come here and rough you braniacs up. He's paying us in autographed Star Jones letters - well worth any harassment and trivial shenanigans you can throw at us.

[SPerry]

So, at what point do these visitors decide between simply being semi-ironical in that David Foster Wallace sort of way, and just plain rude?

[Lisa]

Sorry if you think that stating the facts is rude. Wait, I take that back.....I'm not sorry!

[cemoore333]

Sperry me your attempt to soundy witty and intelligent.
Ooooooooo I know who David Foster Wallace is and I write on a blog made by a guy who won a bunch of money on Jeopardy so I'm super duper extra smart.
Face it dude...you've tithed your soul to Ken Jennings and C Monks is the only one that can save you now.

[theblastfurnace]

The Ken-lemmings need to admit defeat here, do the honorable thing and commit seppuku!

I aspire to neither wit nor intelligence, and judging by these latest 'stabs' at humor ... I seem to be getting worse -- not better.

Viva la C. Monks revolution and his killer blog design!

[simpleton01]

CMonks faces left. Ken Jennings faces right. Yet another CMonks advantage!